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Monday, May 28, 2012

Who's the Master?!?!?!




I'm a Master orator
Master orchestrator
I'm a Master fisherman
Just call me a Master baiter
I love to argue
I'm a Master debater
I turn offense to defense
I'm a Master Coordinator
A Jedi, never on time
Call me 'Master Later'
I shred these cheesy bastards
I'm a Master grater
Yes, I am better than you
Call me Master Greater
I just blew up the spot
I'm the Master detonator
I'm Hot and103
That's my Master's degree
My ambition knows No Limit
Call me Master P
There is a lock
For the top spot
I am the Master Key
My ancestors were slaves
But now I Master me
Not from KC
Yet I'm a Masterpiece
Out dipping my whip
Rather masterfully 
Rocking a green Jacket
On the Augusta Greens
Tough, like Sho'Nuff
Who's the Master?
 Me!!!

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Lewd and Lascivious Company







I want to despise
The deafening cries
Of my flesh
This visceral need to breed
Is beginning fester
Carnal are my desires
Primal at best
Sweat beads my crown
As Palpitations hit my chest

My stiffening wood
Puts good thoughts to rest
Her body suggests things
A moral court would object to
It's true
I know better
And I want to be blessed
But the beckoning of my loins
Crave her thighs and breasts

Her biscuit
Fluffy and buttered
That had to come from her mother
Lost in how it moves
I shake my head and I shudder
"Regain your cool young man"
 I mutter to myself
She joins me at my table
The Gin is top shelf

Glass lowered from her lips
The rim lipstick stained
Our connection never in doubt
So much remains
To be gained by she and I
By the close of the night
She is off in a few
And asks me for a ride

The butterflies inside
Calmed by Bombay and tonic
She then eyes my lap
Finds a spot
And sits on it
Her lips meet my ear
And clear it becomes
The type of ride she wants
Once our drinks are all done

I am indeed intrigued
By her indecent proposition
This type of daring endeavor
Is truly what I've been missing
Keep in mind
There is nothing
That a brotha can't handle
Be it shenanigans
Smut
Or inconspicuous scandal

But then I lay the rules
And make it clear
That I am the type of guy
That has a woman at home
With a leading role in my life
I try not to cross the line
And keep it above brow
To make sure my gutter dwelling
Doesn’t dip too far down south


She promises the risk
Will be more than worth it
Indulge in watching her work it
As I stare and I jerk it
Common sense says go home
And I'm inclined to agree
Yet unfortunately
My brain isn't thinking for me

What is the end game
To this frivolous thrill?
To sit and simply imagine
The true depths of her skill?
I find it hard
Very hard
To leave a challenge undone
Even one like this
Laced with danger and fun

It's a wonder I'm not wealthy
Because I think if I were
I would gamble often
But stealthy
My many actions absurd
But I'm not
And I believe that it is for the best
Already putting my bounds
And limits to the test...



Tuesday, April 24, 2012

As Seen on T.V.


 
I view and observe
This madness on my screen
Saddened when people of color
Are disgraced or demeaned
It would seem that as Blacks
We have closed the gap
And established a place of worth
On America's map

But that's the trick
Sans the treat
The occasional bone
That gets thrown our way
Gets us invited to Rome
And as we know
When in Rome
One is to mimic the host
Caught up in the many "things"
That they value the most

Coerced into the thought
Of having Heaven on Earth
Though the price of our very soul
Was negotiated at birth
But at the first sign of cash
Souls are sold in a dash
Forgetting all we've learned
Simply to boast that we have

So happy to be a "Have"
No longer a "Have Not"
Then acting a straight ass
In classless acts in the streets
Images negative
With everyone that they meet
For instance;
One finding pride
In being a side piece

The proverbial dime piece
With a "good head" on her shoulders
She gets wifed,
Divorced,
Now she's pushing a 'Rover
Then it's reality TV
She's really trying to get over
Not knowing
That her 15th minute
Couldn't be any closer

No justifiable talent
Kinda Kardashian like
Can't sing,
Dance,
Or write
But always rocking a mic

Mini skirt
Thigh high
Unbelievably tight
Tweets are misspelled
But we're to think that she's bright

(Sike!!!)

She has a counterpart
And he's rocking a gold chain
A medallion with his clique,
His neighborhood,
Or his name,
He's buying out the bar
Or he's making it rain
Can't really do both
That sir, is insane

He goes by "young",
LiL,
Or a variation of such
He's rolling like 20 deep
Clearly doing too much
Always looking for ways
To put his hood on the map
A grown man
Thinking he's free
But yearns to earn...
In a trap

I digress
It's a mess
But I can't and won't judge
Some forces immovable
No sense in trying to budge
It's just cases like this
Where ignorance is bliss
Money foolishly spent
Value placed where it's not really meant

Not downing any one's hustle
No disrespect to your grind
I'm just encouraging deeper thought
Suggesting using your mind
Find time to see
Where your destiny lies
Leave a legacy
Before permanently closing your eyes...